seifukucat:

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

out of all the things that didn’t happen, this didn’t happen the most

I kinda hope it did, that’d be some extra-hilarious justice right there.

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imperiousness:

reyguns:

imperiousness:

welcome to ohio we have

  • corn

motherfucker you wanna talk corn? i moved here from indiana

all the best sentences start with ‘motherfucker you wanna talk corn’

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lovingfoss666:

fuji09:

How many did you eat?

olive them

lovingfoss666:

fuji09:

How many did you eat?

olive them

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queenofdorite:

SCIENCE IS MY NERF DART LAUNCHER, INTELLECT IS MY BUTTERKNIFE


Why do the stupid ones always wear those things?

queenofdorite:

SCIENCE IS MY NERF DART LAUNCHER, INTELLECT IS MY BUTTERKNIFE

Why do the stupid ones always wear those things?

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cybergata:

Maru loves his little sister Hana.

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thehartsandthehelbig:

scarecrowframe:

faultinourfantasies:

SYSTEM ALERT: The metaphor is in his hand

Wait wait wait. His girlfriend needs assistance breathing and he smokes next to her? Hahahahahahaha what the fuck is this

What is this from, though?

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prayzer:

did anyone ever tell the Backstreet Boys why

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flameo-flamehead:

look at this flawless freaking woman

flameo-flamehead:

look at this flawless freaking woman

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"Your lips are all I wanted at midnight."

— eight word story (via bl-ossomed)

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